Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Star Shards Collected:	63
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	1532
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension Hops:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchantments Applied:	61	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	754278	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6115	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	602
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Crops Grown:	6251	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2357	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Emeralds Found:	2707	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	416003
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8847	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	4523
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	733516
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!