| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1725 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 147 |
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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8963 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2378 |
| Potions Brewed: | 199 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 244 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8084 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8877 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 160 |
| Votes: | 8510 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2593 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1759 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2341 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 174 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1486 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2442 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5658 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2001 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6995 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9536 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 281 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8038 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9952 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2641 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 185 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1205 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5960 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3905 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 198 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Votes: | 2378 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 114 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 373 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9223 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 367314 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 148 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3705 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 4973 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4399 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4470 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
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