| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7432 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 299 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 303 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7092 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 119 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5295 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 207 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1304 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 932 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4462 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9397 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 81 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5948 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 115 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 102 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3136 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4518 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Enchantments Applied: | 146 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1806 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9843 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8841 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2279 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 246 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 188 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3059 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6219 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5814 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3702 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 383 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
