Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Farms Harvested: 872
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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