Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Farms Harvested: 127 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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