Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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