Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Gods Slained: 0
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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