Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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