Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Astral Projections Made: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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