AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6680	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	300
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Love Connection

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

metanoia junior high school

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Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7492	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Villages Defended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1276
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Farms Harvested:	614	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

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Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Star Shards Collected:	52
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1542	Dimension Hops:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12