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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3857 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 131 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil sorcerers with your trusty pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking llamas who will trade you rare resources in exchange for your best jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds and enchanted books that will give you superpowers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure through the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
