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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8867 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5113 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 297 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil sorcerers with your trusty pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking llamas who will trade you rare resources in exchange for your best jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds and enchanted books that will give you superpowers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure through the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!