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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5898 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1862 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil sorcerers with your trusty pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking llamas who will trade you rare resources in exchange for your best jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds and enchanted books that will give you superpowers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure through the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!