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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7695 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 2643 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5109 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, and prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens. We’ve even had players start a full-on war over who has the best pet parrot!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a rumor of a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server.
So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if someone asks you to hold up three fingers, make sure they’re the right three fingers – you never know what kind of mischief they’re up to!