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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8292 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 246 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 307 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like “Zombie Pigman Racing” or “Creeper Dodgeball” (spoiler alert: the creeper always wins). Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their ridiculous antics and inside jokes.
So why waste your time studying for finals when you could be joining our Minecraft server and having the time of your life? Trust us, your professors will never know (unless they’re secretly playing too…). Join us now and let the virtual shenanigans begin!