Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Divine Spears Created: 21 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magic Items Found: 2149

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dimension Hops: 0
    Crops Grown: 9299 Dragon Eggs Found: 6841
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Crops Grown: 8114
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131 Magic Items Found: 7828

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

    ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

    AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption
    join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Towns Built: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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