Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

    Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

    I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8971
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 236 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

    AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo
    Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

    We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SisterWifeWeddingCraft

    SisterWifeWeddingCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

    Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

    LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

    So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NostalgicCraft2016

    NostalgicCraft2016
    Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

    Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Emeralds Found: 4451 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Finger Fumble Craft

    Finger Fumble Craft
    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

    oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Chariz

    Chariz

    Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

    Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

    But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

    Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 New Chunks Explored: 102751
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Forest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

    HackCraft: Life Pro Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

    But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

    CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Potions Brewed: 94 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Last Moments Server

    Last Moments Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

    we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

    so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Magic Items Found: 1117
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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