Fidus Achates | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7496
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ores Mined:	6870
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	2605
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Emeralds Found:	2483
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	126

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Crops Grown:	5727
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4580

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Potions Brewed:	135
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	184	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crops Grown:	5939

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Potions Brewed:	190
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	381509	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7