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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2769 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.
So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!
