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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6329 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
