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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7498 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 22 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.
u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon
