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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1148 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Votes: | 4200 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Are you tired of getting constantly outshined by white women on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no white women allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally shine bright like a diamond without any competition from those pesky white women.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…or should we say, a feathered one? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our resident llama dentist. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else!
