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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ArdaneMC

ArdaneMC, Asia, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Economy, gameplay, growth, ISLAND, Join, Minecraft, Minions, multiplayer, OneBlock, online gaming, rise-to-the-top, Server, Skills, Skyblock, Spawners, Top, Vanilla

The #1 OneBlock server in Asia! Start with a single block, grow your island, and unlock spawners, minions, skills, and more. Join our thriving community now and rise to the top!

IP: play.ardanenetwork.xyz

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Character development, Decision making, FANTASY, Gaming, GOD.app, interactive storytelling, japanese, kamierabi, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystery, otome game, Palace, PIXEL, player choices, romance, saves season 2, Sequel, Server, simulation, Supernatural powers, visual novel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bunkers filled with cake, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a team of ninja villagers.

But that’s not all! We also have a quest to find the mythical Golden Potato, rumored to give the holder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecraft SMP: XRP Schizo General #2301

bearableguy123, binance, Bingo, Bitrue, CasinoCoin, COINBASE, COLD STORAGE, discussion, ecosystem, Explorer, fud, general, Guide, hot storage, Lore, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool archives, Paper Wallet, Ramblings, richlist, Schizo, Schizo General, smp, song, tutorial, update, uphold, wallet, xrp, XRPL

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the CasinoCoin ecosystem update discussion edition, where we talk about everything from XRP to Gay Songs (yes, you read that right).

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial for newfags that will have you mining diamonds like a pro in no time. Plus, we have a rich list that will make you feel like a Minecraft billionaire.

But that’s not all! We have lore that will rival the most epic fantasy novels, with characters like bearableguy123 and Mr. Pool archives. And if you’re feeling a bit schizo, don’t worry – we have ramblings that will make you question reality itself.

So come on, grab your Xaman wallet and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft and XRP. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Market Cap hidden somewhere in our server. See you there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MoonRiseMC

Skyblock, Skyblock Custom armors Custom weapons Kits Minecraft server MMORPG Survival Creative PvP Minigames Quests Dungeons Economy Plugins Factions Towny Vanilla Pixelmon Adventure Roleplay

[ 1.20.x] Welcome to MoonRiseMC!

We are a brand new Skyblock server that just released in 2024! We have custom armors, weapons, kits, and more!

Come start playing today! New game modes to come soon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tancraft

bedrock, building, Cross-Play, join now, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Tancraft, uk

Tancraft Is a UK roleplay minecraft server, complete with mini games, building, roleplay, and its compatible with the bedrock version of minecraft. What are you doing? Join now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server

11pm, 50ft, Attempt, AVOID, AY! AY BROTHA!, Blocking, building, cut through grass, Faster, front doors, GRASS, group of nogs, Interaction, LOT, Minecraft, Parking, parking lot, racist, Server, Sidewalk, thug apparel, Walking

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Baskin Robbins Minecraft SMP Nightly Fun

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to always have a sweet treat in hand! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret ice cream shop hidden deep within the world. Every night, they would sneak away from their base to indulge in delicious Baskin Robbins treats while building their epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond cow that produces unlimited diamonds for anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the cow is protected by a pack of flying pigs who will challenge any player brave enough to try and claim the diamonds.

So come join us on our wacky and whimsical Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sugar intake). Who knows what crazy adventures and sweet surprises await you in our world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Boltsoft Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Survival, Towny

PRISON: Prison is Boltsoft Network’s origin server, and it is our flagship server. Prison has many different aspects to make it custom, and the best possible. We have the best building skills available dedicated to this project, along with the best developers to create everything custom for us.

CREATIVE: Creative is the server that everyone loves, and everyone is friendly. This server caters to the type of people that just want to have fun and explore Minecraft with friends, allowing you to build, create, and let you show off your work. It’s also a good place for you to work on your base and test different designs to get the best efficiency possible.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Venture Earth MC

battle, building, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Exploration, geography, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, scale, Server, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Venture Earth MC, virtual world

New Earth SMP with a 1:1500 scale of the actual Earth inside of minecraft! Make nations and bring new people into your town or nation or battle your way to victory!

Dynmap : http://193.122.138.111:19111/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

Aesthetic Spawn, affiliate program, Antispam, Balanced Economy, bedrock, Cases, classic survival, Cross-Platform Play, Experience Canning, griefing protection, High Quality Setup, Jobs, Lag-free, multiplayer, no cheats, Npc, Resource store, responsive administration, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Starter Kit, voice chat, Voting

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

▎Features of our server

• Affiliate program: Become our media partner and earn real money. Details are available in our Discord or via the link: https://vice-versa.easydonate.ru/partner

• Lack of donation goods: There are no donation goods on our server that provide advantages to donors over ordinary players. All players have equal opportunities.

• No Griefing: Griefing is strictly prohibited. All griefers will be banned, and your buildings will be restored.

• Cross-platform play: Play from any device – both phone and PC.

• Tuned economy: We have developed a balanced economic system for a comfortable game.

• Cases: Unique cases with various rewards.

• Experience Canning: You have the ability to “can” your experience into experience bottles.

• Voting for wipes: Server members can vote for wipes.

• Aesthetic spawn: Beautiful and multifunctional spawn for a comfortable start to the game.

• High-quality server setup: We pay attention to every detail to ensure the best gaming experience.

• NPC: Buyers, sellers and exchangers for ease of trade.

• Resource Store: Convenient store of blocks and resources for all players.

• Responsive administration: Our team is always ready to help and answer your questions.

• Voice Chat: Chat with other players in real time.

• Purity of the gameplay: Without the use of cheats, admin privileges and lags.

▎Compatible Bedrock Versions

Supported versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21. We recommend that Bedrock players set the interface to “classic” in the settings.

▎Connection

For Bedrock:

IP: 185.9.145.216

Port: 25963

▎Join us!

Don’t miss the opportunity to become part of an exciting gaming community! Play, develop and enjoy all the benefits of our server. We are waiting for you!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Trans Cubed Minecraft Server

Cubed, cultural norms, gender diversity, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender stereotypes, intersectionality, Latinx, LGBTQ, Minecraft, minority communities, Server, societal acceptance, Trans, Transgender, transgender activism, transgender empowerment, transgender inclusion, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us and discover the mystery of why transexuals are so common in the latinx community on our server. Is it because of a magical curse? Alien intervention? Who knows, but you’ll have a blast trying to uncover the truth while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GAE Taylor’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the epic saga of GAE Taylor, the player who single-handedly tried to turn the server into a giant chicken farm because he believed chickens were plotting against him.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with llamas who are secretly planning a llama uprising to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. Welcome to the madness!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, 88448325, content creators, Enna, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Gaming, graduated, millie, MillieParfait, Minecraft, nina, NinaKosaka, PixelPals, Reimu, ReimuEndou, Rentry, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, yeah

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are the reigning queens of chaos!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with her YouTube channel, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious antics on Twitter. And don’t even get us started on Nina – she’s already graduated from Minecraft University with a PhD in block-building!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu is here to show you the ropes and help you navigate through the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. And if you need some essentials to survive, Ethyria has got you covered with all the potions and enchantments you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (hey, it’s Minecraft – anything can happen)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dentist Approved Minecraft SMP

advice, APPROVED, Business, Communication, counseling, dental care, dentist, depression, emotional distress, Healthcare, Help, image, mental health, mental health awareness, Message, Minecraft, PROFESSIONAL, reaching out, seeking help, smp, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about awkward dentist encounters again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to make small talk with your dentist. We have dentists who will only message you for business-related stuff, so you can game in peace without any dental drama. Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your dentist woes and be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care. So come join us and leave your dental woes behind!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9395	Cursed Villages Purged:	1