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Neuro’s Minecraft Server – The Swarm

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will entertain you with unhinged rants and crazy antics! She’s not your average bot, she’s a VTuber who sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and become a part of the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a jam-packed schedule of events, links to Neuro-sama’s social media accounts, educational resources on AI, and even merch to show your support for our AI queen. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our VODs and archives for a taste of the chaos that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Neuro-sama! Who needs diamonds when you have an AI overlord ruling your Minecraft world?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Original: ShouldIStayOrShouldIGo Modern Minecraft SMP Name: Should I Stay Minecraft SMP or Should I Go Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, do we have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with talking trees and flying creepers. They quickly realized that this was no ordinary Minecraft world – this was a world where anything is possible.

Join us on our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows while fending off attacks from a horde of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DuskyLifesteal

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Welcome to DuskyLifesteal SMP!

Survival with a Twist: In this server, every fight matters! Gain hearts by defeating other players and lose them if you die.

PvP Madness: Engage in intense player vs player combat. Team up or go solo and become the strongest!

Crates and Playtime rewards: Get rewarded for playing on the server and buy or earn crates to give yourself a boost in surviving!

Friendly Community: Meet new friends, form alliances, and enjoy a fun and active community!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftingLegends

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CraftingLegends Minecraft Survival Server Discord= https://discord.gg/WYXjWuwk 1.21 Version #PlatiPorez

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft? Are you ready to take your gaming experience to the next level? Then look no further than our server, where we have taken Minecraft to the extreme with our Sparking Zero mod pack!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every now and then, just to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT block)! Sparking Zero with mods is the only way to play Minecraft – trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

STOP WATCHING SUBVERSIVE CARTOONS Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being brainwashed by subversive cartoons? Do you want to break free from the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals who are secretly controlling your every move? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no subliminal messages or mind control tactics!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals and their cartoon minions. We offer a community of like-minded individuals who just want to build, mine, and craft without worrying about being brainwashed.

Join us and embark on epic adventures, slay dragons, and build the most epic base you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the truth behind the GOTH DOMMY MOMMY conspiracy. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and break free from the chains of cartoon brainwashing!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CreationCraft

Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CreationCraft!

We’re excited to welcome new players to our thriving community! Since our launch on November 11, 2024, CreationCraft has provided a seamless experience that beautifully blends simplicity with functionality. Our mission is simple: to deliver a premier Minecraft server featuring the latest innovations while prioritizing sustainability.

Tune in to our 24/7 live stream on YouTube and dive into a variety of videos that highlight our vibrant community. Here, you’ll find a server you can genuinely call home.

We can’t wait to embark on unforgettable adventures together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

”’> Kills Tony <''' Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Tony always stealing your diamonds and bragging about it? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally get your revenge and kill Tony over and over again! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a chance to show Tony who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that Tony respawns as a chicken every time you defeat him, so you can have the satisfaction of turning him into a tasty chicken dinner. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the Tony-slaying begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

/BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, arknights, Babel, BlockyBros, cement, Corroserum, hoederer, ines, Minecraft, paprika, Pinecone, Qiubai, Skadi, smp, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, Whisperain

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Help an AI Beat Minecraft

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Join the server to help/hurt a Minecraft AI that’s only goal is to beat the game! Livestreamed on my Youtube! Be seen on stream! Custom commands ingame! Tools like /kit!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Craze Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to embark on a hilarious adventure like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle within!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. The pigs are trying to negotiate peace, but the sheep are too busy plotting their own uprising. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…The War Within Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the Great Potato War, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in one hour. The winner gets a golden potato trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have rebellious farm animals and potato wars? Don’t miss out on the fun – join The War Within Minecraft server today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lime In A Lounge Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than liminalounge.com!

Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs into flying pigs just for laughs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper drop the sickest beats while wearing sunglasses.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight. Who needs elytra when you have magical carrots, am I right?

So come join us at liminalounge.com for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those mischievous Endermen – they might just steal your diamonds and replace them with dirt!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	620712	Dragon Eggs Found:	7297

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Demon’s Den Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with those pesky Europeans in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all Europeans because, let’s face it, they are demons! Join us in our quest to rid the virtual world of their evil ways and build a community free from their destructive tendencies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers to banish any European players who dare to enter. So come on, join us and let’s show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pinterest SMP – Do Any Of You Use Pinterest? Would You Ever Show Yours To Anyone…

anyone, art, creativity, design, digital platform, diy projects, fashion, hobbies, Home decor, inspiration, interests, Lifestyle, Online Community, personal style, photography, Pinterest, recipes, sharing, Show, smp, social media, travel, visual content

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a Pinterest board on steroids! We’ve got more creativity and inspiration than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where every build is a masterpiece and every player is a crafting genius. Show off your Pinterest-worthy creations to your fellow players and prepare to be amazed by the sheer talent and ingenuity on display.

But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and uncover its secrets?

So come on, join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Pinterest when you’ve got a server like this?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18