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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2826 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3464 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
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