Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9384	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	463	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	711540	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	9924
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	5415
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Divine Spears Created:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crops Grown:	9661	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!