RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Void Armor Forged:	22	Falling into the Void:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8348
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ores Mined:	8354	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Love Connection

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4120	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ores Mined:	9150
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	273	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magic Items Found:	6695
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	193

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7220
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	219	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension Hops:	15

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FAQs

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