Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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