Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Towns Built:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ores Mined:	6765	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Towns Built:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	239	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5569	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/minecraft-java-edition-console/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Potions Brewed:	118
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LoveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Animals Bred:	191	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineCrafty2024

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!