Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5391
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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