Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Emeralds Found:	7228

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5401
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9254
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mines Excavated:	3901	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	855837

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Towns Built:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	258	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2105	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	159	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	296	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Players:	101/600	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7