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KGE – Your pleasant world Minecraft server

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Additionally:

Free passage

Brewing alcohol

Unique items

Over 100 new, refined enchantments

Amoutcraft

Stability

And you can find a lot more on our server, because it is being updated, and players can influence the innovations of the server.

Additional features:

Active moderators

Regular streamers

Positive atmosphere

Regular events to diversify the gaming experience

PS Due to the blocking of the DS, applications are accepted within 24 hours

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the only female girl studying at night while the world sleeps? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a whole community of nocturnal scholars just like you! Join us and discover the magical world of chemistry where potions and explosions are just a crafting table away. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to help you with your homework. So come join us and study in the spookiest (and most educational) way possible!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP

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🤣🎮 Ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get your pickaxe ready because this server is about to blow your mind with its outrageousness!

🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!

🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?

💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

comfort food, Crafty, creative content, digital avatar, Entertainment, Gaming, indie games, indies, internet personality, Japanese culture, Minecraft, Niche, non-standard, online content, quirky, Relaxation, Self-expression, Server, streaming, Unique, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

He Cucked Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, controversy, cuck, cucked, current events, debate, discrimination, election, Inevitable, jew, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, prejudice, Richard Hannia, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, trump, Trump bucks, Voting

Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	3995

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

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COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, Faust, general, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu in epic battles that will leave you in stitches.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and unexpected surprises. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can target extraction targets like Faust and ID & E.G.O for a chance to win fabulous prizes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta males, Chad, Chads, chadwomen, Confidence, cope, cry, empowerment, Epic, feminism, free will, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, rooting for chad, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, toxic masculinity, traditional conservative values, ugly women

Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Euphonium City Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17