FastLisp’s PhastCraft: Where Technology Meets Hilarity!

FastLisps, fastman, Hilarity, meets, PhastCraft, phastlisp, Technology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9788	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	578882
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of slow servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in slow motion? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re zooming through cyberspace at the speed of light! We’ve harnessed the power of fastman technology to ensure that your Minecraft experience is smoother and quicker than ever before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features phastlisp technology, which is so advanced that it will make your head spin. With phastlisp, you’ll be able to build, mine, and explore with lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust.

Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of fastman and phastlisp technology like never before. Don’t get left behind in the slow lane, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Star Shards Collected:	284	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Votes:	8678
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
New Chunks Explored:	317018	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Farms Harvested:	980
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	3752	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4573	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9090	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6828	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	184	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2133
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Emeralds Found:	9040	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.