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Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	320	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5341
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2811	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Potions Brewed:	197	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2932	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Towns Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	2402	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Potions Brewed:	108	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	3622	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ores Mined:	6028

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3537	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Void Armor Forged:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7