FartCraft: AITA Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7445	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mines Excavated:	1338	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	118	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	137
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	49	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6114	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2478	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!

BoomerMinerCraft

10. Life experiences, 11. Work perceptions, 12. Occupational shifts, 13. Industry changes, 14. Career disillusionment, 15. Personal growth, 16. Work life balance, 17. Job fulfillment, 18. Career choices, 19. Professional development, 2. Changing perspectives, 20. Job prestige., 3. Career evolution, 4. Impressionable professions, 5. Job disillusionment, 6. Growing older, 7. Professional expectations, 8. Career reflections, 9. Job satisfaction, Aging perceptions, BoomerMinerCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5352
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of your boring day job that has become less impressive as you’ve gotten older? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave behind your mundane profession and become a professional block builder! No more sitting in boring meetings or dealing with annoying coworkers, just you and your trusty pickaxe creating epic structures in a virtual world.

Join our server and become the envy of all your friends as you build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Who needs a boring old office job when you can spend your days creating masterpieces in Minecraft?

So come on, leave behind the real world and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory). Trust us, once you start building, you’ll never look back at your old profession again!

Peeing Champ Server

bathroom breaks, bathroom records, bathroom world record, bathroom world record holder, bathroom world records, bladder control, Champ, lifetime world record, nobody will ever know, pee breaks, Peeing, restroom visits, Server, urinary frequency, urinary habits, urinary health, urinary records, urinary system, urinary world record, urinary world record holder, world record holder

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the quest to uncover the mystery of the legendary peepee champion! rumour has it that this elusive player has peed over 9000 times in-game, leaving a trail of golden puddles wherever they go. will you be the one to dethrone them and claim the title of peepee king? or will you join forces with the peepee champion and create a pee empire that will go down in minecraft history? the choice is yours, but one thing is for sure: on this server, anything is possible, even becoming a pee legend. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your minecraft life!

TheAbyss

Adventure, command blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to TheAbyss. This is a one of a kind Factions server based off olg gen spigot servers. Please have a good time and respect all staff members. If youd like to apply for staff please contact one of the following owners. OfficialScheck Experience

Play.TheAbyss.pro

MineSy Network

Adventure, building, Challenges, collaboration, Community, dedsafio, floating island, innovation, Minecraft, MineSy Network, OneBlock, Parkour, parkour courses, Precision, Private Experience, private servers, Resources, skill, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, Territory

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	27165	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

MineSy Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a unique and exciting experience for players of all levels. With a wide variety of its own modalities, MineSy Network stands out for its innovation and its commitment to community fun. Among the available modalities, you will find: Survival: Live a classic survival experience with a unique twist. Explore a vibrant world full of challenges, build your home and forge your adventure alongside other players. Parkour: Test your skill and precision with parkour courses specially designed to keep you on the edge. From simple challenges to extreme obstacles, prove you’re the best! Dedsafio: An exclusive MineSy Network modality where ingenuity, strategy and collaboration are key. Get ready to face unique tests that will keep you hooked. Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and build your empire in the sky. Collect resources, expand your territory and master this popular mod with the creative twists of MineSy Network. Private Servers: Are you looking to play with your friends in a personalized environment? MineSy Network offers private servers so you can create your own unique experience and play your way.

With an active community and a team dedicated to constant content development, MineSy Network is the ideal place to enjoy everything Minecraft has to offer, and much more!

play.minesy.net

Oh Yeah Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Events, Experience, flashback, History, Incident, Land, looking back, Memories, memory lane, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past events, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, Story, Tale, that happened, Throwback, yeah, yesteryears

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like weird and wacky adventures? Well, boy do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring crazy biomes and battling mythical creatures. Plus, you might just stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a giant zombie chicken. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life!