so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

    Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CitadelPvP
    Version 1.7.10
    IP Address play.citadelpvp.com

    Features:

    About:

    Relive the glory days of 2012-2015 classic factions on CitadelPvP. Join today and experience the nostalgia of OG Minecraft gameplay!

    Interested in playing?

    Check out the server trailer here and join the fun on play.citadelpvp.com!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is the server only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10? Yes, CitadelPvP is only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10.
    What are some of the features offered on the server? The server includes classic factions gameplay, PvP zones, an economy system, 1v1 duels, and more.
    How can I join the server? Simply use the IP address play.citadelpvp.com to connect to the server.
    Are there any special events or activities on the server? There are events such as 1v1 duels, voting for in-game gear, and more to keep players engaged.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Break Time Minecraft Server

    Break Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

    Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

    Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans
    Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or Elira Pendora starting a llama farm that takes over the entire server.

    And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their epic pranks like turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is home to a group of players who have built a massive underwater city complete with a secret treasure room that only the bravest adventurers can find.

    Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro leading raids on other players’ bases while Shu Yamino creates elaborate traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

    And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette has created a giant puppet show that takes up half the server and ScarleYonaguni is constantly pranking her fellow players with invisible blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the trolls, griefers, and numberfags lurking around every corner.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 226
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HairCraft Minecraft Server

    HairCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • AccidentalSodaSipper

    AccidentalSodaSipper
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

    Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

    But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

    Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 78 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyCrushSignals

    CraftyCrushSignals
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Animals Bred: 54

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty Commute Pay Time

    Crafty Commute Pay Time
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

    plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Lucky Star Minecraft Server

    Lucky Star Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

    But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6758

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

    Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

    PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

    Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

    But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

    So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

    ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia
    Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ores Mined: 4976

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PrisonCraft177

    PrisonCraft177
    so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 165

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Log Boss Minecraft Server

    Log Boss Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

    Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

    So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Ores Mined: 5193 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

    Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

    Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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