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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Animals Bred:	111	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Villages Defended:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	60
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	635	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	4593
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Buildings Constructed:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	75	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Void Gems Collected:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	6272
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1