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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 7828 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!