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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5109 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Crops Grown: | 5194 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a sudden increase in fanservice! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, we’ve got hot NPCs in skimpy outfits waiting to greet you at every turn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!
