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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2891 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!