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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7749 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 935 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 2747 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!