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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9993 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!