New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 102/600 Votes: 799
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

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  • Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4

    Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 9360
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Zombie Dances: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question everything! Are you ready to nurture an atmosphere of chaos and fun? Ban genital mutilation or embrace it – the choice is yours! Our server is the perfect place to find the middle ground between extremes, leaving everyone slightly confused and entertained. Who needs a civil war when you can battle it out in Minecraft instead?

    Demoralized white men, rejoice! Our server is here to give you false hope and distract you from the real world with epic adventures. Fight for Israel or fight against “trans lunacy” – the possibilities are endless! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

    Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8438
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of memes and madness! Join us and you’ll find yourself seething with excitement as you battle it out with the legendary Go/g/ 2024Kek – a mythical creature said to be half meme, half monster, and all chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

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  • GhostCraft: No RSVP Needed!

    GhostCraft: No RSVP Needed!
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4115
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Votes: 8774 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and ridiculous stories that will make you forget all about your sister’s never-ending demands.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting kicked out for standing up for yourself. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to babysit anyone’s kids unless you want to build a daycare in-game!

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato. Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

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  • PayCheckCraft

    PayCheckCraft
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7700
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4330 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5984 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dreamed of spending your first paycheck on a virtual pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and embark on epic quests to earn that sweet, sweet paycheck to spend on the most ridiculous and fantastical items you can imagine. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted armor, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why waste your paycheck on boring stuff like bills and groceries when you can live out your wildest dreams in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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  • The Studio

    The Studio
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6960
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3268
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8679 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Neat Spawn Check out the cool spawn area!
    Marketplace We are forming a marketplace for players to trade.
    Nether Hub Explore our nether hub and roads!
    Age Requirement Players must be 16+ to join.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, hop over to our discord and we will try to get you on the list as soon as possible. Join our Discord here.

    What are some cool features of the server?

    We have a neat spawn area, a marketplace, nether hub, and nether roads for players to explore and enjoy.

    Is there an age requirement to join?

    Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join the server.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero 1.21

    Zenless Zone Zero 1.21
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 5479
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about the boring old servers, this one is like a storm of falling stars hitting your brain!

    We got special programs, combat intel, and trailers that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events – it’s gonna be lit AF!

    Plus, we got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a god in the game. And all the resources and useful links you could ever need, like seriously, it’s a goldmine of awesomeness.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, I promise!

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  • What are you supposed to do in this Minecraft SMP?

    What are you supposed to do in this Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 6239
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever found yourself trapped in a cave with nothing but a pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special “Cave Escape” challenge where you have to dig your way out using only your wits and a whole lot of luck. Trust me, it’s a real nail-biter!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a “Sheep Racing” event where you can saddle up your favorite fluffy friend and race against other players to see who has the fastest sheep in all the land. And let me tell you, those wooly critters can really move when they want to!

    And let’s not forget about our “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” competition, where players have to bust out their best dance moves to distract the Ender Dragon while their teammates try to take it down. It’s like a rave party with a giant, fire-breathing lizard as the guest of honor!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride of crazy challenges, insane events, and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a sticky situation that turns into the best gaming experience of your life!

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  • Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server

    Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2944
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dimension Hops: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 110 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life like they’re the puppet masters of your heartstrings? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect house and avoiding creepers!

    On our server, you can build a virtual minigolf course with your boyfriend without your parents breathing down your neck about “formal relationships” and “engagement announcements.” Let your creativity run wild as you watch movies in the living room with his brother without fear of being accused of disrespecting your elders.

    And don’t worry about cultural differences or generational clashes – on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the freedom to make your own decisions. So say goodbye to parental control and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!

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  • TouchyStrangerNoNo

    TouchyStrangerNoNo
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2362
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3890 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a virtual bar with your Minecraft buddies, having a grand old time, when suddenly a mysterious player appears out of nowhere and whispers in your pixelated ear, “Join our server and you’ll always feel free to build whatever your heart desires!” You turn around and see a player who looks like they’re in their 30s (in Minecraft years, that’s like ancient).

    Your first instinct is to ask, “Why are you grabbing me like that, bro?” And they respond with, “I don’t know, I just saw you mining diamonds earlier.” You explain, “I only glanced at you because we were discussing our secret plan to build a giant chicken coop.” They then say, “Oh, my bad, I must have mistaken you for someone else in diamond armor.”

    At this point, you start feeling uncomfortable. The whole vibe of the server changes for you, and your Minecraft buddy next to you notices and asks if you’re okay. She suggests, “Maybe you could have used a gentler approach.” But you’re like, “Nah, this player invaded my virtual personal space and crossed a boundary. I gotta stand up for myself in this blocky world.”

    Even though you stood your ground, you can’t shake off the awkwardness and weirdness. You just wanna log off and find a new server. Now you’re questioning if you were too aggressive or if there’s a better way to handle virtual creepers like this. Were you wrong for how you reacted?

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of virtual shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, always trust your instincts and don’t let anyone invade your Minecraft personal space. It’s a blocky world out there, so come join us for a server experience like no other!

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  • RespawnRave

    RespawnRave
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 2476
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming veins!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends for a game of Minecraft Monopoly.

    So say goodbye to your gaming slump and hello to a world of endless excitement and ridiculousness. Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

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  • BlockyMedClinic

    BlockyMedClinic
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 1448
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    hEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE STEM CELLS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

    YOU WANT TO CURE CANCER? DIABETES? PARKINSON’S? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR STEM CELLS GOT YOU COVERED, THEY’RE LIKE LITTLE DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT BLOCK FORM.

    WE’VE GOT A WHOLE CLINIC SET UP WHERE YOU CAN WATCH THESE STEM CELLS WORK THEIR MAGIC, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HOSPITAL BUT WAY MORE FUN.

    SO JOIN US TODAY AND WATCH AS THESE TINY LITTLE CELLS SAVE LIVES AND MAKE MINECRAFT A BETTER PLACE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE COOKIES, BECAUSE WHY NOT? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS!

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  • RulerCraft

    RulerCraft
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 760
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 154 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mines Excavated: 4453
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours
    What RulerCraft offers:
    Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
    Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
    Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
    Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
    Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
    Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
    Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.
    Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
    Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
    SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
    Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day.
    Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with challenging custom Bosses.
    Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.
    Check our Map: https://map.rulercraft.com
    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/nb97TyqQMD
    Visit our website: www.rulercraft.com
    IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock) play.rulercraft.com

    FAQ

    1. How do I start my own town or nation?

    To start your own town or nation on RulerCraft, simply use the Towny feature and follow the in-game prompts to establish your settlement.

    2. Can I join an existing town or nation?

    Yes, you can join an existing town or nation by reaching out to its leaders and requesting to become a member.

    3. How does the Economy system work?

    The Economy on RulerCraft is dynamic and fair, with automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around the Earth map for resource exchange.

    4. What are the perks available on RulerCraft?

    There are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from on RulerCraft, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, and more.

    5. Can I turn on PvP in the game?

    Yes, PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and players can choose whether to enable it for themselves. Players with a red name have PvP activated.

    6. How do Dungeons work on RulerCraft?

    RulerCraft features custom dungeons with challenging bosses and mobs for players to defeat, offering valuable loot and experience points.

    7. Is RulerCraft available on both Java and Bedrock editions?

    Yes, RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players to join the server from any device.

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  • Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

    Ethereal Realm 1.21.4
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8876
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Farms Harvested: 708
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not!

    We got virtual babes lining up to build with you, no need to worry about real-life awkwardness. Just dig, build, and chill with us in this virtual paradise.

    Who needs real women when you can have a blocky beauty by your side? Join now and let’s craft some love together!

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 5055
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mines Excavated: 2927
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98
    Magic Items Found: 8541 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

    Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

    With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

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  • DadSaidWhatMC

    DadSaidWhatMC
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6817
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mines Excavated: 1074
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

    Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

    Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

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