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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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