FamRoast Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being treated like the runt of the litter in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! On our server, ADHD is a superpower and being hyperactive is celebrated! No more being grounded for moving around too much or getting punished for not being able to focus.

Join us and experience a world where ramen is served to everyone, even if your grades aren’t perfect. Say goodbye to being called hurtful slurs by your siblings and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

Our server is filled with amazing teachers who will help you reach your full potential, just like the teacher who changed everything for our 16m player. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing medication to thrive – in fact, we encourage it!

So come on over and leave behind the negativity of your family. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are valued and respected. Join now and let’s make Minecraft a safe haven for all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	646017
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	96	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Divine Spears Created:	28	Enchantments Applied:	224
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2236
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Epic Autism EEGs Server

autism, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain activity, brain waves, children, developmental disorders, EEG technology, EEGs, Electroencephalograms, Epic, epilepsy diagnosis, epilepsy monitoring, epilepsy risk, medical testing, neurological development, neurological disorders, neurology, pediatric health, pediatric neurology, seizure prediction, seizures, Server

so, like, imagine this: you join our server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where EEGs are like, the key to everything! like, you gotta predict epilepsy risk in children with autism spectrum disorder to, like, survive and stuff. it’s a wild ride, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the tools and resources you need to, like, conquer this crazy challenge. plus, there’s, like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and, like, magical creatures that only those with the power of EEGs can tame. so, like, come join us and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	189	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sunburned SMP: Survival with a BIG Update & World Expansion just took a tumble! Custom Fish, Gear, and Enchants await!

Await, bedrock, big, Challenges, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Enchants, Events, Expansion, Fish, Gear, java, Minecraft, PvP, Resets, Server, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, tumble, twitter, update, Whitelist, world

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference!
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless!
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded!
🔮 50+ Custom Enchants. Enhance your gear with our extensive collection of over 50 unique custom enchants! From elemental powers to special abilities, these enchants add a whole new dimension to your equipment and gameplay. Discover rare and powerful combinations to become a true legend on the server!
💪 mcMMO Skills and Progression. Level up your character with the popular mcMMO plugin! Develop skills in various areas such as mining, woodcutting, fishing, and combat. Unlock powerful abilities, gain experience, and become a master in your chosen fields. Watch as your character grows stronger with every action you take!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Shaded Minecraft server?

A: Simply enter the server IP play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client and start your adventure!

Q: Are there any custom features on the Shaded server?

A: Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as the Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the land claiming and grief prevention system on Shaded to keep your creations safe and secure.

Q: How can I earn ranks and perks on the server?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks as a token of appreciation for your support!

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the Shaded server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional, allowing you to choose whether or not to participate based on your playstyle preferences.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hello 4chan Minecraft Server

4chan, digital activism, fake names, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, internet mischief, internet pranks, internet trolling, library, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online forums, Online Petition, online petitions, Server, social media, spam script, trolling

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, do I have the perfect server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Our community is like no other, with players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where we prank online petitions and polls just for fun. Remember that time when we convinced the local library to move 150 meters just for kicks? Yeah, that was us.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous stunts we’ll pull next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ms Rachel and Elmo Minecraft SMP Link Up

Bonding, catch up, Companionship, Connection, Elmo, EXCITEMENT, Friends, friendship, get together, Happiness, Happy, joy, Keep It, Link, linked up, Meeting, Minecraft, ms rachel, need it, Rachel, reunion, smp, socializing

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as Ms Rachel and Elmo team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Ms Rachel accidentally turned Elmo’s house into a giant cookie and chaos ensued as they tried to figure out how to change it back. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for them!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons every Friday night. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining and crafting. Need it or keep it? You decide!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	145
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Potions Brewed:	70
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, c ptsd, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, emotional triggers, Empathy, family, generational trauma, house rules, Inheritance, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from your mom and stepdad! No more backhanded remarks about your interior decorating skills or vacuuming before 8 am. Plus, no need to worry about triggering your C-PTSD because in our world, you’re the boss!

Join us now and escape the chaos of real life for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Build, explore, and relax without any judgment or unwanted advice. Trust us, it’s better than confronting your mom about her TV volume at 2 am!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	1020
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyTrustFundSaver

accommodation fees, aita, Best Friend, CraftyTrustFundSaver, dependant, Eviction, family, financial troubles, Generosity, Gifts, Guilt, homelessness, parents, rent money, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Stingy, student loans, trust fund, Uni fees, younger siblings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where generosity is key! Just like in the real world, we believe in sharing the wealth and spreading the love. Join us and receive your virtual trust fund when you turn 18 in the game – the more you contribute, the bigger the fund!

Imagine having £20,000 in your virtual trust fund – you can treat your friends to brunch, buy them jewellery, and even help out those in need. But be careful, because just like in this crazy story, you might have friends asking you for rent money in the game too! Will you be generous like our protagonist, or will you be labeled as stingy and selfish?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the generosity, and the outrageousness of virtual trust funds in Minecraft! Who knew financial troubles could be so entertaining in a blocky world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4046	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LuckyCraft: What’s Your Epic Moment?

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Have you ever accidentally mined a diamond block with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous luck you’ve ever had in your virtual life. From finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear to stumbling upon a secret village of friendly llamas, our server is a goldmine of lucky moments waiting to happen. So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your luck levels skyrocket to infinity and beyond!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	90	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HackCraft: Kremlin Edition

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so like, this server is so epic, even russian hackers are trying to get in on the action! they heard about our sick builds and crazy pvp battles and just had to try and hack their way in. but don’t worry, our admin team is on it, they’re like the avengers of the minecraft world, protecting our precious server from evil hackers. join us and be part of the most intense server drama since herobrine was spotted in the nether! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come build, fight, and laugh with us on the best server in the multiverse!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Superman’s Weak Muscles Server

atrophy, big muscles, body image, comic books, fictional characters, muscle growth, muscle maintenance, muscle mass, Muscles, Physical fitness, Powerlifting, RIPPED, Server, strength training, strong heroes, super strength, SuperHero, superhuman abilities, Superman, SUPERMANS, unrealistic standards, Weak, weightlifting

Yo, join dis epic Minecraft server where even Superman would be like “woah, these muscles are too big for me!” We got crazy strong heroes runnin’ around, liftin’ blocks like it’s nothin’. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are hittin’ the gym to keep up with the muscle madness. Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all the superheroes hang out and plan their next epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. So come on, join us and flex those pixelated muscles like you’ve never flexed before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	56
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Silvermons: Where Pixelmon and Progression meet Endgame PvE…plus we throw in some bad puns and free puppies!

bad, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endgame, Exclusive Gyms, free, friendly community, Meet, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon, Player Gym system, Progression, Puns, puppies, PvE…plus, rank progression system, Silvermons, throw, Unique formats

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Details
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack – Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Silvermons?

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

2. What features does Silvermons offer?

Silvermons has a custom level cap and rank progression system including exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, there are Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP play.silvermons.com on Minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6027	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.