FamilyFunctionDelayLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	5048
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with uptight husbands and family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is like a virtual pool party where you can stay as long as you want without anyone telling you to leave after 30 minutes.

We have crazy adventures waiting for you, like building houses without any family members getting involved or teaching your virtual husband how to renovate without causing rifts. Plus, we have a special feature where you can drive new cars and show them off to your grandparents without any time constraints!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, join our Minecraft server for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs loyalty when you have virtual worlds to explore? Join now and leave the real world behind!

CraftyNotGenius

CraftyNotGenius, Delusion, fake genius, false perception, fraud, GENIUS, GIFTED, impostor syndrome, intelligence, Misconception, misidentified, misinterpreted, misjudged, Mislabeled, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, overestimated, Perception, pseudo-genius, talent

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?

Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!

BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire

BlockyLove, Boredom, boredom in relationships, Communication, desire, emotional connection, Intimacy, intimacy issues, long-term relationships, lower satisfaction, relationship dynamics, relationship fulfillment., relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, research, sex life, Sexual boredom, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	570485
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin!

Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2

1.21.2, alcohol, chia seeds, Edamame, estrogen, flax oil, flaxseed, Forbidden, hormone, hormone therapy, isoflavones, licorice root, Medications, miso, mutilation, natural hormone therapy, overweight, resveratrol, sesame oil, sesame seed, tempeh, TESTOSTERONE, Tofu, trump, wine

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Potions Brewed:	157
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

This server is like a buffet of estrogen-filled foods! We got onions, miso, tempeh, tofu, edamame, and more to help you feel like the fabulous queen you are! Who needs testosterone when you can have a soy-filled feast every day? Plus, we offer free licorice root shots to make sure your testosterone stays far, far away. Join us and say goodbye to Trump’s anti-hormone therapy agenda – we’re all about that natural, estrogen-packed lifestyle here!

LootinLlamas Minecraft SMP

LootinLlamas, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

OMG guys, like, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you will be like, instantly transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Like, seriously, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and win! And the best part is, the owner of the server is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him hidden in the enchanted forest! So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #Yolo #MinecraftMagic #PigsCanFly

PixelPimpin’Papi

attraction, characteristics, Charm, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guy, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Like.., Masculinity, Personality, PixelPimpinPapi, Preferences, Qualities, relationships, Respect, romance, Traits, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Because our male players are all secretly handsome princes in disguise, just waiting for their princesses to come and rescue them! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft boyfriend who will build you a castle fit for a queen? So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Azure Legacy 1.20.6

1.20.6, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chokmah, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Experience, Friends, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Legacy, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything! Why should you join? Well, imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where the only rule is chaos and the only goal is to have a good time.

Forget about boring old servers with their rules and restrictions. Here, you can build a house made entirely of TNT, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who cares about that?).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose yourself in a world where nothing makes sense but everything is a blast. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Pixel Peace Accord: Gender Power

accord, colombia, Colombian peace accord, Conflict Resolution, empowerment, feminism, gender, gender equality, Gender issues, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, Peace, peace agreements, Peacebuilding, PIXEL, post-conflict, power, reconciliation, research, social justice, violence, War, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Votes:	7225
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com because, like, we have this secret potion that makes your character super buff and able to defeat any mob in one hit. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was founded by a group of ninja turtles who were tired of fighting crime and decided to start a minecraft server instead. also, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride dragons and battle unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server, right? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

What is the IP for MaxCraft Minecraft Server?

maxcraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Animals Bred:	135
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

MaxCraft is a popular YouTuber known for his entertaining Minecraft gameplay videos and tutorials. With a passion for all things gaming, MaxCraft has built a dedicated following of fans who enjoy his energetic commentary and creative builds in the game. He is also active on social media, where he interacts with his audience and shares updates on his latest projects.

Age Gap Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, age, age difference, age gap acceptance, age gap concerns, age gap controversy, age gap couples, age gap dynamics, age gap judgement, Age Gap Love, age gap relationships, age gap stigma, DATING, dating advice, gap, judgment, love is love, relationship advice, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	5778	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	300

OMG bro, forget about that age crap! Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual world where age is just a number! Plus, you can show off your mad building skills to impress your younger gf! Who cares about age when you’re mining diamonds together in our epic server?! Just join already and let’s craft some crazy memories together!

DadNGrandpa’sCardz Minecraft Server

anger, Baseball Cards, BETRAYAL, Charity, collection, DadNGrandpasCardz, decluttering, donation, family heirloom, family legacy, Father, Grandfather, HEARTBREAK, materialistic, Minecraft, Minimalist, MOPING, overreacting, relationship, sentimental, sentimental value, Server, Upset

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Animals Bred:	111
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value sentimental items more than anything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and heartbreaking betrayals, just like the story of a player’s boyfriend who threw out her beloved baseball card collection without asking!

On our server, you can build your own virtual collection of rare items and protect them from any decluttering enthusiasts who may come your way. Don’t worry, we won’t let anyone donate or sell your precious possessions without your consent!

So come on over and join us for a unique gaming experience where we understand the importance of sentimental value, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a virtual baseball card collection to cherish forever!

NoMoreBFdramaCraft

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boundaries in friendship, Communication, dealing with toxic relationships, Emotional Abuse, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, narcissistic behavior, NoMoreBFdramaCraft, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, Support, supporting friends, toxic relationship, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4823	Villages Defended:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more dealing with cheating boyfriends or backstabbing friends, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life and just focus on having a good time. Plus, we have virtual cafes and malls for you to hang out in with your new Minecraft buddies.

So why wait? Leave the drama behind and join our server today for a truly epic gaming experience. Who needs real friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you?

CraftyFamTradz: “Who Started This?”

#family rituals, bizarre practices, CraftyFamTradz, eccentric family practices, family folklore, family history, family legends, family stories, family traditions, funny family traditions, long-standing family traditions, odd family habits, offbeat family traditions, peculiar family rituals, quirky family customs, Started, strange family traditions, unconventional family traditions, unique family traditions, unusual customs, unusual family traditions, weird traditions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Void Gems Collected:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old family traditions like matching Christmas pajamas or awkward Thanksgiving dinners? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest tradition of all time – the annual Llama Parade!

It all started when our founder, Sir LlamaLover, had a dream where llamas took over the world and demanded to be worshipped as royalty. To appease these majestic creatures, he declared that every year we must dress up as llamas and parade around the server in their honor.

But that’s not all! We also have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. Legend has it that the dragon has some killer moves and has never been defeated on the dance floor.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your family’s weirdest tradition, come join us and let the llama festivities begin!

K-PopCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, corruption scandal, Democracy, detain, dramatic, efforts, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Investigators, KpopCraft, law enforcement, leadership, legal proceedings, Minecraft, opposition party, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Server, South Korean, standoff, Suspend

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about this server where the president is like in a dramatic standoff with investigators from south korea? like, what even is happening there? it’s like a whole soap opera but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server just to see what the heck is going on. maybe u can even help the president escape or something, who knows? it’s gonna be wild, dude. come join the chaos and have a blast!

TransGasTriaCraft

almost all, Closure, gas shutdown, Industry, long tail tags, Russian gas, Shutdown, TransGasTriaCraft, Transnistria

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even russian gas shutdown can’t stop us! we have so many crazy adventures and hilarious moments that you’ll forget all about industry closures in transnistria. build a giant potato statue, ride pigs into battle, and prank your friends with exploding chickens. trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the most insane place to be in the minecraft universe!

ShroomCraft: Alcohol Rehab Boost

addiction, alcohol, alcohol use disorder, Alternative Medicine, Boost, lasting effects, long-term effects, Men, mental health, Mental well-being, personality changes, positive emotions, psilocybin, psychedelic mushrooms, Rehab, ShroomCraft, study, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a better person but u just can’t stop drinkin’? well, we got the solution for u, bro! come join our minecraft server where we give u all the psilocybin u need to become a better version of urself!

u wanna be happier? well, studies show that men who take psilocybin feel more positive emotions! so why not give it a try on our server? u can build ur own mushroom kingdom and feel all the good vibes, man!

forget therapy, forget rehabs, just join our server and let the magic mushrooms do their thing! who needs alcohol when u got psilocybin, amirite? come on, join us and let’s trip our way to a better life together! 🍄🌈🍻