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GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crops Grown:	4001

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	9166	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Star Shards Collected:	277
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	187580	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	137
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7389
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FriendshipCraft: ToughLoveGoneWrong

AA!, alcoholism, brother, coping mechanism, Country, depression, despondent, discord notifications, friendship, FriendshipCraft, Group Chats, hair loss, Hurricane Helene, Inappropriate Behavior, Loss, love, Marriage, Online Community, Support, tough love, ToughLoveGoneWrong, weight gain

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Votes:	5806
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	154
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while battling dragons and zombies at the same time. Our server offers a unique experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And the best part? You can do it all while hanging out with your friends and making new ones along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a support group for those going through tough times. Need someone to talk to about your problems? We’ve got you covered. Our community is here to lift you up and help you through any challenges you may be facing.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life while slaying creepers and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TeenTipz Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, Communication, Decision making, education, Experience, future planning, growing up, guidance, knowledge, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Preparation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, teenagers, TeenTipz, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1763	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, listen up all you youngins! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell ya, it’s gonna be lit AF! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!

Players:	103/100	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	6645
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3