Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Crops Grown: 8223 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version:1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

    Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

    A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

    Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

    The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5975 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 New Chunks Explored: 24719
    Animals Bred: 60 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Runes Activated: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Crops Grown: 7254 New Chunks Explored: 657271
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Potions Brewed: 178 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Mines Excavated: 2120 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 465889 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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