LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 19
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike

    WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

    and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

    so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Crops Grown: 7468 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PutinBdayHackers

    PutinBdayHackers
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, these Ukrainian hackers were just chillin’ on Putin’s 72nd birthday, right? And they were like, “Yo, let’s mess with the Russian broadcasts, just for funsies.” And they did it, man! They straight up disrupted the whole thing, like a boss!

    So, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy community, where anything can happen, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Maybe you’ll even become a hacker extraordinaire like those Ukrainian legends. So come on, join us and let’s make some chaos together!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Crops Grown: 8459 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Villages Defended: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Animals Bred: 117 Dragon Eggs Found: 8974
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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