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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7430 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 298 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
yo, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can rap like eminem and chickens that lay golden eggs. plus, our cows can break dance better than michael jackson.
we also got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties with disco balls made of diamonds and music that makes your ears bleed rainbows.
oh, and did i mention we have a dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks? yeah, it’s lit af.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
